easied:

*this pizza serves 4-6 people*

bitch, the only person eating this pizza is me

(via ruinedchildhood)

  • Britain: Excuse Me
  • Netherlands: Excuseer me
  • Mexico: Perdon
  • Italy: Permesso
  • France: Pardon
  • Canada: Sorry
  • America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick
  • Australia: Move cunt or I'll run you down with my kangaroo

I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that

(via thegodoffuck)

elifrommars:

smile to me, baby

(Source: thegodoffuck, via pizza-on-mars)

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

(Source: weheartit.com, via so-personal)

stunningpicture:

Chinese doctors bowing down to a 11 year old boy diagnosed with brain cancer who managed to save several lives by donating his organs to the hospital he was being treated in shortly before his death.

stunningpicture:

Chinese doctors bowing down to a 11 year old boy diagnosed with brain cancer who managed to save several lives by donating his organs to the hospital he was being treated in shortly before his death.

(via chadisorad)

I see the picture of me [in the cloud tights]

(Source: thegodoffuck, via iforgotwhat8wasfor)

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

(Source: weheartit.com, via so-personal)

I’m not a morning person

or a night time person

I don’t think I’m even a person 

(Source: noyuck, via pizza-on-mars)

fuck-bitches-get-bacon:

no matter how sad I am this never fails to make me laugh

fuck-bitches-get-bacon:

no matter how sad I am this never fails to make me laugh

(via iforgotwhat8wasfor)